cheer up boys (your make up is running)

Rules for life:

'I have told my sons that they are not under any circumstances to take part in massacres, and that the news of massacres of enemies is not to fill them with satisfaction or glee.

I have also told them not to work for companies which make masscre machinery, and to express contempt for people who think we need machinery like that.'

Kurt Vonnegut
~ Slaughterhouse 5

'Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.'

Mrs. Patrick Campbell
~ Letter to George Bernard Shaw

'Don't touch shit even with gloves on. The gloves get shittier, the shit doesn't get glovier.'

Gustave Flaubert

'Hitler sucks... You know what else sucks? A vaccumn.'

Ben

'The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.'

Will Rogers
~ Illiterate Digest

'To love one's self is the beginning of a life-long romance.'

Oscar Wilde
~ An Ideal Husband

'A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.'

Ralph Waldo Emerson
~ Essays 'Friendship'

'A word is dead
When it is said,
Some say.
I say it just
Begins to live
That day.'

Emily Dickinson
~ A Word is Dead

'One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.'

Sophocles
~ Oedipus at Colonus

I don't know about you, but quotes cheer me up. Cheer up everyone.

Smile.

home

I’m back. I should be unpacking or doing the homework I had planned to do last week but didn’t. Instead, I’m going to procrastinate for an hour or two.

Port Douglas was fun. I can't really be bothered explaining anything that happened but i'm happy to post many photos which illustrate my 'Tourist Day' with my friend Alana (who by the way recently got a fringe - thoughts?). This involved buying 'Lolita' glasses and then taking cheesy 'touristy' photos. enjoy.

Ice creams were a must. Alana = Cookies and Cream and Me = Coffee.

We also met some other georgeous people. The shade was terrible though, and a foreigner was taking the photo. He was having enough trouble with my camera as it was, so we only posed for one.

We had lunch near this church, which I think is very cute

Bernie like the Lolita glasses

Becky wasn't allowed to bring homework with her...

Anni on the other hand decided to get in some UMAT practice.

Then Alana and I decided to walk home along the beach. However, we became disoreientated and this is where we ended up...

Where we took many silly photos

Many.

However, on a different note, I have received complaints from 'some' who cannot keep up with my ever changing priorities: mainly that I don’t blog what I say I will. So, I will begin with cupcakes. The Wednesday before last I made cupcakes for my sister’s birthday. I was asked to make these cupcakes the previous Monday, however I did not foresee how much homework I would have and as a result my bake and decorate extravaganza was moved to midnight. So I spent the wee hours of Thursday morning decorating cupcakes. However, It was the best photographically documented moment of my entire life, not even baby photos can compare, and I choose to share It.

this is the result of careless food dye dropping.

cupcake glitter!

I'm not sure if you can tell, but there are 24 cupcakes which spell (in little edible silver bally things) * H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y I-S-A-B-E-L-L-A-! *

In the end I went to bed at 1:30. All in a days work.