cheer up boys (your make up is running)

Rules for life:

'I have told my sons that they are not under any circumstances to take part in massacres, and that the news of massacres of enemies is not to fill them with satisfaction or glee.

I have also told them not to work for companies which make masscre machinery, and to express contempt for people who think we need machinery like that.'

Kurt Vonnegut
~ Slaughterhouse 5

'Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.'

Mrs. Patrick Campbell
~ Letter to George Bernard Shaw

'Don't touch shit even with gloves on. The gloves get shittier, the shit doesn't get glovier.'

Gustave Flaubert

'Hitler sucks... You know what else sucks? A vaccumn.'

Ben

'The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.'

Will Rogers
~ Illiterate Digest

'To love one's self is the beginning of a life-long romance.'

Oscar Wilde
~ An Ideal Husband

'A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.'

Ralph Waldo Emerson
~ Essays 'Friendship'

'A word is dead
When it is said,
Some say.
I say it just
Begins to live
That day.'

Emily Dickinson
~ A Word is Dead

'One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.'

Sophocles
~ Oedipus at Colonus

I don't know about you, but quotes cheer me up. Cheer up everyone.

Smile.